I spotted the below sign in an independent pasta restaurant earlier this evening.
It’s opinionated, tongue-in-cheek, and filled with personality.
The place really cares about making good pasta. They don’t just serve great dishes, they also coat the rest of the restaurant with the same attitude. I liked it!

Note: I needed to ask the waiter the meaning behind “pasta shapes will not be treated equally”. He told me it’s a comment on how each individual piece is handmade, so they’ll never be equal in size.